Some fun things I’ve done recently:
Helped trim the Christmas tree by eating the lower branches;
Ate the Christmas cookies mom left out for me on the kitchen table;
Helped with recycling by shredding lots of trash from the trash can;
Cleaned up the environment by eating a few ant traps (pretty tasty). Mom took me to the vet and I got to eat some charcoal as a bonus. The next time it happened I didn’t have to go to the vet;
Went jogging down the block with some guy- I think he wanted to race because he ran faster when he saw me coming. I caught him and scruffed him though. He was jealous and cursed at Mom about it;
Woke up Dot up with the cold nose dog greeting (if you know what I mean)- I licked The Kid right after I did this;
Tried to track my steps by eating Dad’s Fitbit; and
Added a splash of color (muddy brown) to the comforter in Mom’s bedroom.
There’s more, but you can see I’ve been busy scruffin and life is good!